After Human Extinction, I Am In Danger
Title: 人类灭绝后,我濒危了
Author: 无水不渡
Summary:
As a sleep-deprived and struggling writer, I knew that writing could cause hair loss—but I never expected it could also lead to transmigration.
Wearing my cotton slippers and a simple two-piece outfit, I opened my eyes to find myself standing in a vast, lush forest.
In this prehistoric jungle, where even the mosquitoes were bigger than my face, I—utterly weak and defenseless—began my miserable journey of eating grass, eating grass, and eating more grass…
Then, as the last remaining human on Earth, I was captured.
Me: … The hell do you mean, the last human?! A critically endangered species?! So I’m basically a prehistoric relic now?!
Meanwhile, my newly appointed, cold and absurdly powerful human caretaker (who also doubles as my personal poop scooper) squatted down with a dog food bowl in hand, expressionless like a complete idiot:
"Come. Eat your food."
Me: … Who the hell do you think you’re looking down on?! I— I’ll flip your damn bowl!
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✨ Key Features:
- A silly, chaotic protagonist (shou)
- A gorgeous yet overwhelmingly powerful love interest (gong)
- A system-based plotn
- And yes, the little fool can give birth to even tinier fools!
Table of Contents:
- Chapter 1: Being an Author is a High-Risk Job
- Chapter 2: Mom, I Saw an Alien!
- Chapter 3: A Human
- Chapter 4: Garius Heine
- Chapter 5: Useless Owner, Might as Well Not Have One!
- Chapter 6: Humans Are Just Too Cute, Aren’t They?
- Chapter 7: Get In There and Suck It Bald!
- Chapter 8: The Plan to Win Over the Poop-Scooper Dad
- Chapter 9: He’s Crying
- Chapter 10: The Catastrophic Petting Incident
- Chapter 11: The Dog Son Can Talk Now
- Chapter 12: Mua~
- Chapter 13: This Is Not Love!
- Chapter 14: Choking at the Slightest Disagreement
- Chapter 15: Who the Heck is Riding a Giant Eagle!
- Chapter 16: [Beep—] Got Hurt
- Chapter 17: Not There! Don’t Blow on It!
- Chapter 18: Poop Scooper Is Hitting People!
- Chapter 19: What the Hell, Where’s My Everyday Life?
- Chapter 20: Don’t Be Afraid, I’m With You
- Chapter 21: Already in His Mouth
- Chapter 22: An Assassination Attempt
- Chapter 23: This Favorability Score is Fooling Me!
- Chapter 24: My Feelings for You
- Chapter 25: Pushing Away What I Can’t Bear to Lose, Reaching for What I’m Not Qualified to Have
- Chapter 26: No Swan, Only Garius Heine
- Chapter 27 - So Exciting!
- Chapter 28: The Little Crocodile Song
- Chapter 29: The Crazy Beautiful Man
- Chapter 30: Joey’s Ultimate Skill Activated!
- Chapter 31: I'll Show You What It Means to Be Targeted
- Chapter 32: Let the World Burn, I'm Tired
- Chapter 33: Bring Me Two Crates of Cough Syrup
- Chapter 34: Some People Laugh and Then They’re Gone
- Chapter 35: If You Want to Date, Stop Learning Foreign Languages
- Chapter 36: Confirmed, Absolute Dumbass
- Chapter 37: Something’s Definitely Wrong with Them
- Chapter 38: My Dad Got Married
- Chapter 39: I'm Not the Bride, But I'm the Groom
- Chapter 40: If There's No Sunshot, I'm Not Watching
- Chapter 41: Don’t Come Any Closer!
- Chapter 42: I’m Afraid He Might Glitch
- Chapter 43: The Faith of the Heine Family Joey.
- Chapter 44: How About Letting Me Try?
- Chapter 45: Madman!
- Chapter 46: I'll Take You Out to Play
- Chapter 47: What I Care About Is That You Will Be Sad
- Chapter 48: He Cried
- Chapter 49: I Want to Go Home QAQ
- Chapter 50: Dad, Come Pick Me Up!!
- Chapter 51: It’s Him, It’s Him, It’s Definitely Him
- Chapter 52: Joey, Come Home With Me
- Chapter 53: The Invincible, Super Enduring You
- Chapter 54: This Man is a Bit Clingy
- Chapter 55: So the Emperor Really Just Relies on Heredity?
- Chapter 56: Truly Mind-Numbing
- Chapter 57: I Will Personally Deliver You
- Chapter 58: Failure
- Chapter 59: Aftermath
- Chapter 60: Father and Son Relying on Each Other
- Chapter 71: A Hair Enthusiast
- Chapter 72: Letting Go (Daily Life)
- Chapter 73: Identity Exposed!
- Chapter 74: The Moonlight is Beautiful Tonight
- Chapter 75: Quitting Internet Addiction
- Chapter 76: Hungry
- Chapter 77: A Quick Snap
- Chapter 78: Eating to Get Stronger and Beating Up Little Brothers
- Chapter 79: Final Chapter – Hoping to Meet You Again
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