PROES Chapter 4

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07

In the morning, Lu Yan patted Ye Tong, who was curled up in his arms, drooling in his sleep.

Lu Yan: Get up.

Ye Tong (lazily): Evil spirits don’t need to get up…

Lu Yan: Go ahead and sleep, loser.

Ye Tong instantly sat up.

Ye Tong: You’re the loser!

Lu Yan: Oh?

Ye Tong grumbled.

Ye Tong: All you do is play games all day, no job, no fear of anything—what’s the point of you?

Lu Yan lit a cigarette.

Lu Yan: I do have a job.

Ye Tong rolled his eyes.

Ye Tong: Playing League of Legends?

Lu Yan: No.

Ye Tong: Then what is it?

Lu Yan flicked the ash from his cigarette.

Lu Yan: Take a guess. It'll scare you to death.

Ye Tong eyed him up and down and clicked his tongue.

Ye Tong: A sugar baby?

Lu Yan choked on his cigarette, coughing violently.

Ye Tong looked at him in disdain.

Ye Tong: I thought so. Other than being good-looking, you don’t have much else going for you.

Lu Yan narrowed his eyes and suddenly grabbed Ye Tong’s wrist.

Lu Yan: Come, I’ll give you a free service.

Ye Tong struggled hard.

Ye Tong: Y-you… you better not do anything crazy!

Lu Yan: Take off your clothes. Lie down.

Ye Tong, terrified, flew around the room in panic.

Ye Tong: You’re even harassing a ghost—are you even human?!

08

Ye Tong lay lifelessly on the sofa, watching Lu Yan eat.

Ye Tong: Lu Yan, Lu Yan, Lu Yan.

Lu Yan: Hmm?

Ye Tong: I’m starving.

Lu Yan: Oh.

Ye Tong, in a sour tone.

Ye Tong: You seem to be enjoying your meal?

Lu Yan: More than just enjoying—it’s absolutely delicious.

Ye Tong gritted his teeth.

Ye Tong: How about I mix some ashes into your rice?

Lu Yan choked but said nothing.

Ye Tong, increasingly deranged.

Ye Tong: Hey, tell me—if I cast a spell and suddenly exploded right now, covering the whole room in blood, would you still be able to eat?

Lu Yan: …Are you insane?

Ye Tong: If I starve, you don’t get to eat in peace either. From now on, every time you eat, I’ll mess with you—ashes in your rice, brain matter in your soup, toes stir-fried with meat…

Lu Yan (coldly): Shut up.

Ye Tong (smirking): I’m gonna explode.

Lu Yan: Wait.

Ye Tong: Hmph.

Lu Yan: I have a way to make you full.

Ye Tong’s eyes lit up.

Ye Tong: Spill it. What would scare you?

Lu Yan put down his chopsticks, walked over to the sofa, and knelt on one knee, his eyes locking with Ye Tong’s.

Ye Tong coughed awkwardly.

Ye Tong: Why are you looking at me like that…

Lu Yan slowly leaned down and kissed Ye Tong on the lips.

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