ASSATS Chapter 2

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06

As a thousand-year-old ancient tree spirit, Lin Sen possessed a special ability—

He could use his demonic power to freely control the growth and maturation of plants.

At first, Lin Sen didn’t know what use this ability had in human society. Later, after receiving advice from a fox spirit who was thriving in the human world, he opened a flower shop.

The shop never needed to restock; whatever flowers the customers wanted, he could grow them in an instant. Not only that, but the flowers were always large and beautiful.

Lin Sen even used his powers to create a few stunning new varieties. It was basically cheating, and the shop’s business was booming.

When Su Lan got tired of sleeping in the bedroom at the back, he would come to the shop and sleep there instead.

Sometimes, after sleeping for a while, he would wake up to find himself surrounded by a sea of blooming flowers, their fragrance filling the air.

And Lin Sen would always be hiding behind a cluster of flowers, looking as if he wanted to say something but couldn’t bring himself to.

One time, when Su Lan woke up, the entire room was filled with fiery red roses.

Lin Sen awkwardly muttered, “Hey, today is Valentine’s Day.”

Su Lan slowly turned his head thirty degrees, brought his nose close to a rose, and took a deep sniff. “So… fragrant… Ah… Valentine’s… Day… What… is… that…”

Lin Sen was so anxious he nearly fainted. “Valentine’s Day is a holiday for two people who like each other to spend time together! Didn’t you read the materials I prepared for you?!”

Su Lan slowly rubbed his eyes: “I… read… ten… lines… a… day…”

Lin Sen was anxious: “Then when will you ever finish those five hundred pages?”

Su Lan slowly raised his hand and patted Lin Sen’s shoulder. Three times in thirty seconds: “Don’t… worry… monsters… don’t… grow… old…”

Lin Sen looked at Su Lan’s pretty yet dazed face and laughed: “Alright, you win.”

Su Lan: “Mmm—”

Lin Sen suddenly became serious: “Su Lan, I have something to tell you.”

Su Lan: “Mmm—?”

Lin Sen took a deep breath and said simply and directly: “I like you. I want to kiss you.”

Su Lan’s cheeks slowly turned red. Then, he buried his face into his arms, lying on the table as if he were too shy to respond.

Lin Sen grinned, sat down next to him, and nudged his leg: “So… do you like me too? Let’s be together.”

Su Lan: “Zzzzz…”

Lin Sen: “…”

The roses in the shop instantly wilted.

07

Heartbroken, Lin Sen lay on the table beside Su Lan, staring at his clean and adorable sleeping face.

He must not like me.

Lin Sen thought about all the times they had relied on each other in the rainforest. The more he thought about it, the more miserable he felt, sighing endlessly.

Why did a perfectly good ancient tree have to become a spirit?

If he had remained a tree, he wouldn’t have to suffer like this. He could have just basked in the sun and absorbed water from the ground. That was enough.

At that moment, Su Lan’s eyes suddenly opened a crack. In a hurry, he slowly murmured: “I… like… you… too…”

Lin Sen was hit by a wave of overwhelming happiness and almost lost his balance. He couldn’t believe it: “Then why did you fall asleep when I confessed to you just now?”

Su Lan slowly raised his hand to cover his face: “I… just… wanted… to… lie… down… and… be… shy… for… a… moment…”

Lin Sen: “…”

Su Lan’s face turned even redder: “Didn’t… expect… to… fall… asleep… immediately…”

Afraid that Su Lan might fall asleep again, Lin Sen decisively lifted Su Lan’s chin and pressed their lips together, rubbing against them gently before pressing down firmly.

He had seen humans kiss like this on TV.

Su Lan’s face grew even redder, and he instinctively tried to bury his head into his arms again: “Ah…!”

Lin Sen quickly stopped him: “No, don’t lie down again! You’ll just fall asleep!”

Su Lan chuckled slowly, raised his hand, and poked Lin Sen’s face: “Your… leaves… turned… red…”

Lin Sen was silent for a moment before saying: “Baby, that’s called a face.”

08

To get closer to Su Lan, Lin Sen started collecting all kinds of erotic books and movies.

He called it "studying human anatomy."

Once he felt he had a basic understanding, Lin Sen would snuggle under the covers with Su Lan and make him watch with him.

Su Lan curled up in Lin Sen’s arms, slowly covering his eyes with both hands. His fair little ears were red.

Lin Sen's hands became restless: "Baby, shall we try?"

Su Lan hesitated for a moment, then shyly lowered his gaze and stared at his fingertips, whispering: "Okay..."

Lin Sen reached out and stroked Su Lan’s body. The little guy was surprisingly sensitive.

Lin Sen chuckled against Su Lan’s ear, moving his hand a few times. But after just five seconds, Su Lan trembled, let out a soft moan, and surrendered completely.

Five seconds…

Lin Sen suddenly recalled something from an animal encyclopedia he had read before confirming his relationship with Su Lan—

Sloths actually mate very quickly. The entire process can be over in just five seconds.

Well, that makes sense. If they weren’t fast, given a sloth’s speed, wouldn’t they be stuck doing it all day?

Su Lan let out a soft sigh: "That… felt… so… good…"

Lin Sen’s hand was sticky. He clenched his fist awkwardly.

Su Lan, in a rather bold but slow motion, reached out and grasped Lin Sen’s growing need: "I… will… help… you… too…"

Five seconds later, Su Lan’s hand moved from the tip to the base.

Another five seconds later, his hand moved back to the tip.

Lin Sen nearly lost his mind from frustration!

But not wanting to discourage his wife’s enthusiasm for intimacy, Lin Sen gritted his teeth and endured it for twenty minutes.

Ten seconds per stroke, twenty minutes, one hundred and twenty strokes.

That wasn’t even the worst part.

The most frustrating part was—Su Lan actually fell asleep in the middle of it!

Completely abandoning Lin Sen!

Tears welled up in Lin Sen’s eyes. He had no choice but to hold his sleeping beauty and finish the job himself.

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