Pharaoh's Silly Wife
Title: 法老王的憨憨妃
Author: 无水不渡
Summary:
A carefree, mischievous, cat-loving protagonist × A pharaoh with both stunning looks and a twisted personality, utterly devoid of morals.
In the year 4057 of the New Era, Bastet dies in a research accident. As compensation, the national AI, Zuma, grants him a chance to be reborn.
Before his rebirth, Zuma cheerfully promises:
"To make up for your loss, your new life will be one of luxury, with food and shelter guaranteed. You will be worshiped by thousands, seen as the living embodiment of a god. You’ll have free access to the royal treasury, and the ruler of a nation will dote on you endlessly. You’ll live as a carefree cat. Do you accept?"
Bastet: What’s there to refuse? That sounds amazing!
Then, after his rebirth, Bastet desperately claws his way down from a certain Pharaoh’s lap.
Bastet: “That damn AI scammed me! I want to go home! Waaah!”
Yofar smiles gently, his lips curling into a dangerous smirk:
"You’re being naughty. I might have to kill you."
Bastet (terrified): "Y-Ya... Yame te kuda—!"
Table of Contents:
- Chapter 1: This Pharaoh Is Evil
- Chapter 2: You Are Just After My Body
- Chapter 3: The King of Beauty and Brutality
- Chapter 4: Help! You Bastard! "Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!"
- Chapter 5: The One That Glows
- Chapter 6: If You Don’t Behave, I’ll Bite You
- Chapter 7: I… I Crave His Body, Hehehe "Be good, or I’ll kill you."
- Chapter 8: Three-Second Infatuation
- Chapter 9: The Pharaoh’s Special Cat-Petting Technique
- Chapter 10: The New King and the Old Ministers
- Chapter 11: I Wont Get Jelous
- Chapter 12: A Cat is Better Than a Wife
- Chapter 13: Beware of Bastet
- Chapter 14: You Must Learn to Obey The Pharaoh’s Bedchamber
- Chapter 15: No One Is Allowed to Bully My Poop Servant!
- Chapter 16: It’s as Black as a Rift in Space
- Chapter 17: Dye This Thing Green!
- Chapter 18: Bro, Stay Strong
- Chapter 19: Of Course, We Choose to Forgive Her
- Chapter 20: Dreams and the....
- Chapter 21: It has a foreign....
- Chapter 22: Before the blood....
- Chapter 23: He is a King
- Chapter 24: Cheering for the Poop Servant
- Chapter 25: Mutual Favor
- Chapter 26: I'm super fierce
- Chapter 27: He came from the.....
- Chapter 28: The resentful......
- Chapter 29: The cat who......
- Chapter 30: Who cares about........
- Chapter 31: The Cat Has Grown Up
- Chapter 32: Call It Someting Nicer
- Chapter 33: I Dont Even Have One
- Chapter 34: Fire In The Harem
- Chapter 35: Neuter It
- Chapter 36: Bastet In Yofar's Eyes
- Chapter 37: The Words You Say
- Chapter 38: Slow Torture
- Chapter 39: The Irreplaceable
- Chapter 40: Come Pick Me Up
- Chapter 41: All Satisfied
- Chapter 42: This Pharaoh Travel Miles
- Chapter 43: What The Heck
- Chapter 44: Trade What You Have
- Chapter 45: Not There
Completed Chapters:
- Chapter 51: Rough Play
- Chapter 52: Premature Balding
- Chapter 53: Father, Please Don’t Kill
- Chapter 54: The Black Kitten Who Knows How to Act Cute
- Chapter 55: Never Missed Once
- Chapter 56: Pushed Away
- Chapter 57: The King’s Lifelong Lesson
- Chapter 58: Your Cat Is on Someone Else’s Bed
- Chapter 59: A Jealous Yofar
- Chapter 60: Even the King Cannot Resist…
- Chapter 81: Deflated
- Chapter 82: Might as Well Just Be a Widower, Damn It
- Chapter 83: A Bit of Heartburn
- Chapter 84: Caught Off Guard
- Chapter 85: Journey to the Border City, Koria!
- Chapter 86: The Bandit Gang
- Chapter 87: Aftereffects
- Chapter 88: Meow! Your Adorable One Has Arrived
- Chapter 89: Am I Blind??
- Chapter 90: The Revived
- Chapter 91: When in Doubt, Turn to Quantum Mechanics
- Chapter 92: Your Vibe is Off
- Chapter 93: Bastet, I don’t want you to hurt
- Chapter 94: In Front of a Silly Cat, Scheming? Doesn’t Exist
- Chapter 95: The Cat’s Eyes That Bring Light to the Night
- Chapter 96: Am I Not Young Anymore?
- Chapter 97: Having a Child? Surrogacy?
- Chapter 98: The Colossal Statue
- Chapter 99: Being Dumb Is a Disease—And There’s No Cure
- Chapter 100: The Eternal Love Poem
- Chapter 101: He and He, The Most Ordinary Love Story
- Chapter 102: A Beautiful, Warm, and Loving Daily Life 1
- Chapter 103: The Resurrection of the Dead, an Alternate Ending
- Chapter 104: Extras, Conqueror King’s Journal
- Chapter 105: Extra—Why Do I Not Look Like My Parents?
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