Pharaoh's Silly Wife
Title: 法老王的憨憨妃
Author: 无水不渡
Summary:
A carefree, mischievous, cat-loving protagonist × A pharaoh with both stunning looks and a twisted personality, utterly devoid of morals.
In the year 4057 of the New Era, Bastet dies in a research accident. As compensation, the national AI, Zuma, grants him a chance to be reborn.
Before his rebirth, Zuma cheerfully promises:
"To make up for your loss, your new life will be one of luxury, with food and shelter guaranteed. You will be worshiped by thousands, seen as the living embodiment of a god. You’ll have free access to the royal treasury, and the ruler of a nation will dote on you endlessly. You’ll live as a carefree cat. Do you accept?"
Bastet: What’s there to refuse? That sounds amazing!
Then, after his rebirth, Bastet desperately claws his way down from a certain Pharaoh’s lap.
Bastet: “That damn AI scammed me! I want to go home! Waaah!”
Yofar smiles gently, his lips curling into a dangerous smirk:
"You’re being naughty. I might have to kill you."
Bastet (terrified): "Y-Ya... Yame te kuda—!"
Table of Contents:
- Chapter 1: This Pharaoh Is Evil
- Chapter 2: You Are Just After My Body
- Chapter 3: The King of Beauty and Brutality
- Chapter 4: Help! You Bastard! "Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!"
- Chapter 5: The One That Glows
- Chapter 6: If You Don’t Behave, I’ll Bite You
- Chapter 7: I… I Crave His Body, Hehehe "Be good, or I’ll kill you."
- Chapter 8: Three-Second Infatuation
- Chapter 9: The Pharaoh’s Special Cat-Petting Technique
- Chapter 10: The New King and the Old Ministers
- Chapter 11: I Wont Get Jelous
Advance Chapters:
11-20
- Chapter 12: A Cat is Better Than a Wife
- Chapter 13: Beware of Bastet
- Chapter 14: You Must Learn to Obey The Pharaoh’s Bedchamber.
- Chapter 15: No One Is Allowed to Bully My Poop Servant!
- Chapter 16: It’s as Black as a Rift in Space
- Chapter 17: Dye This Thing Green!
- Chapter 18: Bro, Stay Strong
- Chapter 19: Of Course, We Choose to Forgive Her
- Chapter 20: Dreams and the Past Perhaps it was just a dream...
21-30
- Chapter 31: The Cat Has Grown Up
- Chapter 32: Call It Something Nicer
- Chapter 33: I Don’t Even Have One
- Chapter 34: Fire in the Harem
- Chapter 35: Neuter It
- Chapter 36: Bastet in Yofar’s Eyes
- Chapter 37: The Words You Spoke to Me Today
- Chapter 38: Slow Torture
- Chapter 39: The Irreplaceable One
- Chapter 40: Come Pick Me Up
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