TPL Chapter 1 ☆ The Loyal Dog Bottom
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Reality is harsh. Having recently become a magician, Tao Wen found a fellow practitioner and planned to embark on an earth-shattering romance and lose his virginity. However, when they shyly arranged to undress and roll in the sheets, he suddenly discovered that the other party, like him, was also a bottom...
Damn it, had he known, he wouldn't have eagerly rushed to pay when they booked the room!
Why is it that in novels, there are always more tops than bottoms, with everyone vying to be the top, but in reality, there are more bottoms than tops, making it hard to find a good top?
With a sorrowful expression, Tao Wen bid farewell to his equally dejected would-be partner, agreeing to become best friends in the future. Heartbroken, he went online to find a novel to read.
The world of novels is always beautiful. After facing setbacks in reality, Tao Wen liked to find a warm, angst-free novel to soothe his soul. His favorite character trait was undoubtedly the loyal dog shou.
T/N: Shou (uke) – the “bottom” in the relationship, also called 0
After browsing online for a while, Tao Wen didn't find a story to his liking featuring a loyal dog top. Then, he suddenly came across a novel labeled with a loyal dog shou.
In the absence of a top, a bottom... would have to do. Tao Wen began reading with great interest.
The author had excellent writing skills but was undoubtedly a huge sadist. Tao Wen read with a heavy heart all the way through. If it weren't for his deep affection for the loyal dog shou in the story, he would have stopped reading. However, precisely because he adored the loyal dog shou so much and, from his omniscient perspective, felt the scumbag top was too awful, his already wounded heart shattered into pieces.
Still, a bit of misunderstanding and angst in the middle is fine, as long as it ends happily. But what Tao Wen didn't expect was that after all his anticipation, just as the scumbag top realized he loved the loyal dog shou, the loyal dog shou he adored died! Really died!
This novel turned out to be a tragic ending! His beloved loyal dog shou was tormented to death by the scumbag top. After his death, the scumbag top had a sudden change of heart, and then the top was killed by his emperor brother.
What a ridiculous ending! Staring at his computer, Tao Wen wanted to turn into a vengeful spirit and haunt the author! Is there any need to torment readers like this? And that scumbag top—despite the bottom getting injured repeatedly to save you and remaining loyal, you believed you were betrayed just because of a few words from others? That's too absurd!
Of course, if the scumbag top had realized the truth before the bottom died, Tao Wen might not have felt so distressed. But the bottom died... Clearly, the author was taking revenge on society, right?
Sigh, if he had such a loyal and devoted bodyguard, he definitely wouldn't be as scummy as the prince in the story! Nor would he foolishly offend his superior, causing the emperor to dislike him and sabotage him and his bodyguard.
He... would definitely seduce his bodyguard by stripping naked! Wait, but if the bodyguard ends up riding him instead of being ridden by him...
Thinking this, Tao Wen felt depressed again because he was a bottom—a tragic bottom who had finally mustered the courage to find someone to end his virginity, only to discover the other party was also a bottom.
With a heart full of reluctance, Tao Wen crawled into bed and, due to his fear of the cold, plugged in his electric blanket...
Whether he was electrocuted or burned to death, Tao Wen no longer cared. He only knew that he had died, in the only thing his parents had left him—a fifty-square-meter apartment.
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