Dressed As The Sword Of The Babylonian Tyrant
Title: 穿成巴比伦暴君的剑
Author: 无水不渡
Summary:
Thousands of years before the Common Era, the King of Ancient Babylon, the Gate of the Gods, was a true tyrant.
He betrayed and killed slaves, massacred nomadic tribes, humiliated the gods, and marched the iron feet of war across the Mesopotamian plains.
At the height of his tyrannical reign, amidst the wrath of the heavens and the hatred of the people, a blood-dizzy kid suddenly transmigrated — into the very sword of this tyrant.
Luo Lai (The Farmer, secretly thinking): "Divine iron curry stick, divine weapons descending from the heavens, divine guns fighting dragons, divine bows shooting rainbows. But I'm different. I’m the legendary and epic holy sword..."
Sartus (mocking): "And what about it?"
Luo Lai (proudly puffing out his chest): "I can't kill people, but I can faint from blood, I can't work, but I can eat food."
The Babylonian King, holding the sword, is about to throw it into the moat.
Luo Lai: "Wait, wait, wait — I have other skills!"
The Tyrant: "Say it!"
Luo Lai (shyly): "Acting cute, getting a partner."
The Tyrant: ".........."
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